Don't fucking lie
you fucking LIAR.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Yep, I would otherwise be up and awake at midday after my birthday..

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

It's really Channel 5
They've asked her to do a headstand so they can film a UK special for 'Oil Riggers'.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

*boik*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

ABANDON RIG! WE GOT A GUSHER!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)