He just turns the volume up on his computer

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Go through his bedroom until he gets up to see what you're doing
then run past him, unplug his computer, steal the power lead and stick it down your pants.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

He closes the door to the computer room when we are in there
I do sometimes wonder why I go to see him :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I wouldn't. Give up. He sounds useless.
If he wants naught but internet friends, let him get on with it. He'll soon realise he's a fat, white moomin with key callouses.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

He's not fat though
It's unfair, he eats takeaway food pretty much every night, does nothing but play WoW yet he's like a rake
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

More than enough reason to cut him out of your life.
Seriously, chap, he sounds like a prick who doesn't give a shit.

It's your call though, god knows I've had doormat tattooed again and again on my forehead.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I don't think it's to do with being a doormat so much as a lack of other friends

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Not you, I was just saying I've got no reason to offer advice because I'm a twat
not saying that you are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

You are probably right (not about being a twat though) :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)