that is a damn good claim to fame.
I hope some of you buggers become famous so I can tell any offspring of mine that I once called [insert name here] a bummist.

I'm looking at the musical people, here.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I'm waiting till Hex becomes famous
So I can tell the News of the World that I once licked his face whilst shouting a soliloquy from Hamlet in his ear.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

I bounced on his trampoline
make of THAT what you will.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

He simulated anal sex with me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:53, archived)