A fighter jet.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oh, wow.
Sorry for making all your presents look shitty by comparison, everyone else except GMoS. I didn't realise that we'd implemented a "no good presents" rule.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

The thing is, my present is REAL.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

So is mine.
I'm getting a real, actual fighter jet and flying it to TuTT's house and landing it on the street outside. I'm thinking maybe a Harrier; their vertical landing is pretty cool.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Pictures or do what you like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'm going to fit it with a sweet soundsystem
and blast out Chesney Hawkes - The One and Only as I land.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I wish this was true.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY,
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I used to fancy him.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

Me too.
He did a signing of The One And Only in Woolies when I was 11. I went to see him with my friend. This friend had a hen weekend at Butlins in 2005 mainly because he was playing there at a School Disco weekend.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

I never got to meet him :-(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

My friend got back stage after his show at Butlins and invited him to the wedding.
She still emails his brother.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)