You've missed out an if statement
for if my age is less or more than the birthday being mentioned.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

if ($jenk->cares())
{
  // ha.. never gonna happen
}

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Too busy being a nonce, eh Jenk?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)