I'm 35 in 14 days
What do I get?
( M o D, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

Bus pass and zimmerframe.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

A course in redundant apostrophes.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)