I would love to see his stand up routine
as the last comedian to die as badly as that whilst on stage would be Tommy Cooper.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Do you ever wonder if people are as nice about you when you're not around?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

nah
I have a life.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Must be nice :(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

overrated really
always end up wanting to live someone elses.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

You can live mine if you want
lots of bacon sandwiches and star trek.

Yes it IS awesome. Shut up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

more star trek
/looks at video/dvd collection
/looks at star trek books on wall
/looks at signed poster of Garak from ds9 on wall

tis a living hell.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

I have lots of star trek
Maybe I should introduce some bacon sandwiches but I'm not sure about the appropriate bacon sandwich:star trek mixing ratios and I don't want to cause a reactor breach.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Just stick a cornish pasty to your head.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Will it get me teh ladiez?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

well, they are internally ladies
but externally...fucking awful.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Excuse me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

all the ones I have met
had have `issues`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:38, archived)