I realised something about you last night

Did you used to be the Milky Bar kid when younger then you went a bit head wrong? I think you did used to be the Milky Bar Kid and then flipped out when hitting puberty. And when I say 'hitting puberty' I mean hitting on 12 year olds.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

No.

( SuperMatt, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

:'(
why do you always shoot me down in flames?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Because you're too stylish to be shot down in any other way

( SuperMatt, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

flames on the sexual catwalk beeatches

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

what a crap sequel to the fantastic four that was.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I was Dr Broom.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:27, archived)