*rubs with vicks vapo rub*
Open your eyes, I want to make sure I've got everywhere.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

hahaha
I can see why you went for command rather than medical.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

More throws on the +12 dice?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

I do the same when ill, but rub Marmite into my chest mane.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

The wife got marmite on his chamois at the weekend.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

He has a pet antelope?
*glees*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

*pulls sun squinty face*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Don't give me that look :'(
I like unusual pets
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I want a crocodile.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

They would be a bit difficult to cuddle though
I want a pair of Fennec Foxes, they look awesome.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

no wonder you do not attract the ladies
smelling like a yeast infection.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Marmite's fucking yum, you broken.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

nope, just a different opinion of it
I personally find it fucking vile.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

It's so niiiice
but then I hate baked beans
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I think you'll find the ladies love me and want to lick me.
*zoro swords your T Shirt*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

SWISH!

 oooooooooooo 
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   .888P      
  d888'    .P 
.8888888888P  

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Do you like bovril too?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Yep.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

:D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

arg no it stings

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I'd kiss it better
but as you're covered in vicks you taste horrid so I can't. I'll waggle my leg at you instead.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, archived)