The only sport where people boast and get respect for having GCSEs of B and above.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

A friend of mine
fairly smart but a real lazy stoner when he was doing his gcse's used to boast that he was the only person who could spell anything with thier grades, he could spell fudge.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I could spell the word a Down's uses when he sees a taxi;

C CC ccCCCAB!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, archived)