at that point my mind starts spitting out this mantra:
"DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL"

usually followed by this mantra:
"WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

this is 95% the time followed by:
"THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

stairs must be a fucking nightmare for you two...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

nah, we're talking blank slabs Dongle Kums
try climbing something which is literally an incredibly steep ramp with a slight undulation occasionally placed.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

If it were me
I would sit on a skateboard attached to a long bit of rope, tie the rope to you and then wait.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Wheelchair Ramp at the library then.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

pretty much yeah :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

*tickles*
;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

*ARMFLAIL*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)