They have won the First Division Championship four times and the FA Cup six times, though their last league success was in 1927
guess the wiki page?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Something to do with me being on the dole.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

to be fair, the toon being a shit team has very little to do with your employment status

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

So.
Let's recap:

My sex life.
Newcastle United.


You've got to try HARDER when it's JMG. Come on internet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)