So who do you all think the usual bunch are that click "I like this" on each anti-JMG post?
Let's attempt FINGER POINTING, /talk! Come on!
It's fun.


Accusations are what make the internet run.


/edit
Actually, Mykey's admitting to clicking one of them.
So there's one. But it takes more than one.
Come on you fat detectives!


/edit
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www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=64185
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

BLUE STAR MUST HAVE POSTED

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

BLUE HANDS = SMALL GLANDS

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Bald and Geordie = you're gay OH LORDY!

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Nothing rhymes with "Queer in a Scarf".
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

i can think of 3 girls i know who have slept with him
he seems to be a fair few ahead of you..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Zing!
how goes it, Az?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

ello :D
hows the webs favourite boozehound?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Getting on the outside of some Sicilian shiraz
and wondering where my next paycheck's coming from.
And applying to join the coppers.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

wtf?
thats just wrong dude...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

It's a steady job
and they don't have any dirt on me at the moment.
I'm going for a bit of a change in life outlook.

edit: I also think there are far too many arseholes in the cops, and I'd like to think I could make a small change to that.
Cue much abuse and pisstaking.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

i look forward to the footage of you taking off you badges before you beat the shit out of someone.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I would prefer to avoid anyone getting beaten shitless
it's something I'd look to bring to the job.
Perhaps a few minor concussions, though...
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Plus you hate blacks.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Now that's just unfair
I hate any cunt who's a cunt, regardless of race, creed or colour.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

and thats why you shouldnt join up
you think you wont see your fair share of cunts in that job?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I'll see them
and send them to jail.
Job done.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

even the innocent ones?
being a cunt doesnt automatically mean someone is guilty

or will you be one of those wanker coppers than insists on being called sir?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Fuck no
I'll insist on proper evidence and due process.
And you can call me what you like - 10 years of retail work have left me with a rather thick skin, and a general disinclination to take offence at personal remarks.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

will you fuck
"i'll send the cunts to jail" *thinks* "even if i have to make up some bollocks to do it"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

That's precisely the sort of crap I'd be avoiding
I want the guilty banged up, and the innocent free to get on with it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

so young
so naive
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

heheh

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

apart from the whites.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

They're the worst of the lot
shifty bastards, all of 'em
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

he's bound to breeze through any entry process then

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

"Good grief, Look at his eyes! He's clearly a rapist! Guilty! Next case"
"erm, your honour, that's PC Wynoh, he's a witness for the prosecution."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

hahahah!
good work there
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

good luck with that..
you will be stealing from the evidence locker within weeks..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's not stealing
it's removing for evaluation purposes
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

does this mean we can come to you for all our
gear?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Keep it quiet
and don't tell the sarge.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

My housemate became a copper a while back.
Another month's training and he gets his warrant card.

He claims he's looking forward to beating up some black people, but I don't think he means it. He's HK Chinese, so nobody would really be able to take his attempts at racism seriously in this country.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

HALT!
This is VERY important
...A fair few ahead of me, at what?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

girls JMG, girls.
even spider gets more pussy than you do.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

How many women have I, JMG, slept with?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

do ones you have had to pay count?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I see the internet has moved to the MAKE STUFF UP defence very early in this debate.
In fact. In your first post.
:(


A new land speed record.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

They have won the First Division Championship four times and the FA Cup six times, though their last league success was in 1927
guess the wiki page?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Something to do with me being on the dole.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

to be fair, the toon being a shit team has very little to do with your employment status

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

So.
Let's recap:

My sex life.
Newcastle United.


You've got to try HARDER when it's JMG. Come on internet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

400 I reckon
some of them awake.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

THIS IS THE KIND OF INTERNET SCREAMING LIES THAT I ENDORSE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

wake live
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

He runs around the room, one fist in the air style, Shearer Post Coitus celebration

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

With his "old chap"
flappping in the wind, watery cum flicking all over the lasses bedroom carpet.

We've all done it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Then they fall off the slab.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Where's his other fist?

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

"poncey short necked giraffe"

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

is what he calls his penis.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Mum dole = likes bumhole

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

I couldn't care any less.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'm playing with Google Maps Apps and listening to Nine Inch Nails.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

I care even less.
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

NO U DNT. I CARE LESS.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'd rather do finger painting.
Blue Star is already taking the lead.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

God I'd forgotten how difficult applying for jobs was.
It's asking about my previous employment. That was three years ago, I can't bloody remember!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

I know the feeling
I'm trying to remember the addresses in which I've resided for the last ten years.
It's not easy.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I only hope they don't ask me to provide all my qualifications certificates,
goodness knows where they are. But it's the council, and they're really anal about this kind of thing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

haha this is a new one
the Equal Opportunities page has options under Gender: Male, Female, Other (e.g. androgyne person)
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Forge them, obviously.
Maybe award yourself a few more for good measure while you're at it. God, no wonder you have such difficulty getting a job. Lucky that I'm here to help.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

They're only asking for a C in GCSE English and one other subject,
let's not go overboard here.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Hmm, you're right.
Maybe give yourself two Cs and a couple of Ds and Es. Best not to mention A-levels, let alone a degree. A friend of mine missed out on a job at B&Q for having too many (3) A-levels.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

oh shit,
think I should take my A-levels off as well? It's an online application so no trouble.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

I don't know.
Maybe. I wouldn't listen to my advice, if I were you.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Just tell them you spent the last three years abroad,
in prison.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

For grand grand grand grand GRAND larceny

( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Sexface and Amorous Badger

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

You want BADGER OUT NEXT! Admit it!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

rnuk and Teviot Moose

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

If these were fatties I'd suggest a grand sumo event.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I reckon it's you
it would be suitably Machiavellian.

*schemes*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

You're ON to me!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

to
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

I simply recognise your twisted genius.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Your widow's peak is so severe that it looks like the bottom of Batman's cape.
IT'S ALL ME AND MY QOTW CHUMS

/I don't think I've ever even posted there before...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I can see you've got a new saying, today..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

YUP :D
Don't worry jammy, I love you really, I just love pretending to be one of the Chubberwobbers, in an ironic way :)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/jmgpeak.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

my ankle hurts a bit.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

I thought each of your ankles was equally as powerful as 7 regular man ankles?!
Or "mankles" if you will?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

My ankle was sore last week while running
but today I ran without any pain.

*beats chest and rips up trees*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I click on them if I find them funny.
The same as I will click on anyones post if it amuses me.
( M o D, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

YOU TOUCHED THOSE ELKS, EVEN WHEN THEY SAID NO AND MOONEIGHED SADLY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

what noise do elk make?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

hnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuurk.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

it'll be those awful lurkers again
they'll click anything
( well, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Not me.
I rarely click I like this on anything. Mostly when I do, it's by mistake and I meant to click reply.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I might've clicked on one once, but I don't think so.
Surely JMG's not affected by public opinion?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Not at all!
I am heralded by public opinion!
Like a Champion of the common man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Awww. I would pat your head but it's far away.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Probably a cavalcade of lolarious comedy accounts

( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Indeed!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I like the word "cavalcade".
Well done.
( Jobe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)