Forge them, obviously.
Maybe award yourself a few more for good measure while you're at it. God, no wonder you have such difficulty getting a job. Lucky that I'm here to help.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

They're only asking for a C in GCSE English and one other subject,
let's not go overboard here.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Hmm, you're right.
Maybe give yourself two Cs and a couple of Ds and Es. Best not to mention A-levels, let alone a degree. A friend of mine missed out on a job at B&Q for having too many (3) A-levels.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

oh shit,
think I should take my A-levels off as well? It's an online application so no trouble.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

I don't know.
Maybe. I wouldn't listen to my advice, if I were you.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:41, archived)