I make everyone listen to very loud music when I want to listen to very loud music and make everyone else use headphones when I don't want to hear their music.
I make them eat vegetables and drink plenty of water.
I make them make me cups of tea and do my laundry and ironing cos I hate doing laundry and ironing.

People are CLAMOURING to live with me.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

How the fuck do you make people eat vegetables?
I do the first one... I play very loud music, and whenever someone else puts their music on I make mine loud enough to drown them out.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I cook and they clean.
And I cook lots of vegetable based meals and not much meat cos I don't like eating cheap meat so we eat heathily. When I'm away they eat ready meals and frozen pizzas.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'd just not let you cook for me and tell you to clean yourself.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

It's a nice arrangement.
Our kitchen's not big enough for three people to cook three different things, I like cooking and hate cleaning and laundry, they don't mind cleaning and laundry if it means they are cooked for. Nice.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10, archived)