My coat zip scratched Handsome Gav's eye as the second was celebrated.
Bedlam.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Have the coastguards been warned?
I would imagine the flood of ladytears at this news would be of great concern
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

He brushed it off with a swagger.
Three women fainted.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)