I'll be honest,
If you've ever logged on to MSN to complain about somebody else, opened a microwave door early because you just could not wait that extra ten seconds, levelled up on World of Warcraft, smiled at a cake shop, drank a few beers and thought you could take on the entire world with your caps lock on, had an internet girlfriend or have issues with people who are better than you.
This isn't the night for you.


I'll pretty much be unbearable.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Hurrrrr!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Slideshow. Enlarged!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Was there a football match on?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

OH BADGER!
There's going to be cups throw using the power of emoticons tonight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

who won?
I was watching ashes to ashes
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Did you get to kiss Shearer's face?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

My coat zip scratched Handsome Gav's eye as the second was celebrated.
Bedlam.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Have the coastguards been warned?
I would imagine the flood of ladytears at this news would be of great concern
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

He brushed it off with a swagger.
Three women fainted.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

And you are....?

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

One up on the rest of you.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

6 years!! Blimey
Yes, yes you are!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

FOOTBALL!!

( MrA, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

*JMG Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

*firm handshakes*

( MrA, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I'm celebrating a correct prediction Jamuel.
4 points from your remaining 2 games will ensure safety.

*taps nose*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

*firm handshakes*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Oh indeed..
..and of course, some top hats.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

What have you done?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Missed his ritalin more than likely

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I'm sure you're itching more than normal to complain or have a go at me.
But lock it up Sunshine.
Popularity is upon us!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Aye, alright.
Been chosen as the poster boy for Northumbrian autism then?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Poor old JMG.
His autism restricts his employment prospects :(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Hold up everybody.
"Autism".

He's looking to hammer "Autism" to the good name JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

It's not an Internet Fact until Mykey gazzes it round to his mates and gets upset when called on it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Good day at the football, I take it?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Smashing.
Flags were waved.
I usually am against this. But I must say I DID get in to the spirit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:38, archived)