If it's any consolation,
she might die before she's 17.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

or she might not learn to drive as soon as she's legally allowed
MASSIVELY CONTROVERSIAL
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Or she'll take years to pass because she's female.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:44, archived)