Piss up a rope fuckstick!
/Rude Kid
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:46, archived)

I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU
/my Dad when when he walked on me sucking his mate's penis on my younger sister's bed
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:53, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:55, archived)

HAHA you thought I was a man
you fantasised about it, you thought about sucking your Dad's mate's penis again

I've got tits and a mimsy so I'm allowed to put such things into my mouth without fear of being labelled gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:00, archived)

You're a Dave you say?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

Some of my best friends are Dave

( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:03, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:04, archived)

Gay Dave isn't actually gay, he just walks funny.
I have my doubts about Dave the Coat, he enjoys rugby far too much
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:12, archived)

Ga no, I can't be bothered anymore.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:16, archived)

Gay.

( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:34, archived)

Shush it up BLASPHEMER!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

One day Ding shall return.
Then we will see who her favoured prophet really is!
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

Yes.
Me.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

No
I am the one, I've got an NVQ in Prophetic Deliveries.
It must be my turn now.
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Not a chance.
Don't make me call in the Incoherent Inquisition.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

It's a level 2 NVQ
BEAT THAT
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

this is a normal message
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VIETNAMESE!
It's a level 2 NVQ
BEAT THAT
(Ministry of Nutmeat will steal your oesophagus for research purposes, Tue 12 May, 8:06 …)
^^heheh STUPID HAT!
HUN DAN!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SPANK YOUR BOTTY

( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Minus 100 points for incoherence.
Minus 200 points for Golden Bum Worship.
Minus 1000 points for Stupid Hat.
And no Arno = Minus eleventy million points
You've got even less chance of running the Holy Church Of Ding than that meat-heretic.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

+ You filthy post deleterer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

superb
did your dad take it well?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:16, archived)

+ as

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:17, archived)

He is still imprisoned because of the decisions of a judge regarding his actions
so no
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:21, archived)

Len Goodman or Bruno Tonioli?
he was warned against disco in a Ballroom context.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 12 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

Len Ganley
crimes against snooker cues
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:29, archived)