Gnah',
I've woked up really pissed off, I want to punch some fucking twats in my office. One guy's decided to tell everyone my private information, stuff that he only knows because he put two-and-two together after something else I showed him when I first started working there... stuff that isn't entirely true.

Then some smug twat, from the above news, started asking me how old my mum was, in a serious mannor.

Fuck it, next time I see him, I'm going to ask him how old his daughter is (14) and then ask if she's fit and if she would get it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

Still, nobody's tried to rape you yet 90Nz.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:04, archived)

oh gonz
just shave your hair off to a number one and wear mirror raybans
they'll leave you alone
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:13, archived)

Where can I get a turkish army uniform?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

The Turkish Army.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

Or ebay: militaria, uniforms, modern, country: Turkey

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

oh gonzy
*cuddles*
*sits down for some hollyoaks repeats*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

*Snugs up*
If ever you want to date one of life's greatest losers, then I know exactly who to set you up with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:59, archived)