Oi!
Pay attention to me!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

Hey, did anyone hear something?
I could have sworn that there was something here, but I have no idea what.
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

Oh, ho ho
My sides!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

Happy Candlething
:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

Three fucking years...
And not a single FP...
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

crap eh?
oh well

happy candle day
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Put that on /board as a new message.
FP GUARANTEED!*
*_{may contain lies}
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

'Ning gorgeous.
*PANDERS*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

*Attentions*
HAPPY B3TADAY YOU!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

Happy Candlerama

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

I like your rosy cheeks
that's the only thing you have going for you.

Have a nice candle!
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

Happy B3taday! Willwillwritehiswill

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Happy cunt of the day.
That's what the candle means. It means you're "cunt of the day."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Only "of the day"?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Yes.
You don't want the rest of us getting jealous do you?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

It's important to have a cunt rotation.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

I twist mine around once a day.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:35, archived)