Happy cunt of the day.
That's what the candle means. It means you're "cunt of the day."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Only "of the day"?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Yes.
You don't want the rest of us getting jealous do you?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

It's important to have a cunt rotation.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

I twist mine around once a day.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:35, archived)