I would go to ASDA and swap everyone's shopping around.
In fact, I would spend a few days rearranging the whole floor, then unpause time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

oh man imagine, i've bought 20 of the wonderful spicy chicken wings from the hot meat counter
i get outside and i've got samosas, blimey
( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Oh boy, gosh darn, that would be the worst thing ever.
Are you having a good day Big Chops? I think I should have a good day today, it's a good day to have a good day. If you're not having a good day, let's change that, by doing something good, so you can have a good day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

it's a bit of a poor day mr.gonz,
i lost my toolkit yesterday and as of yet it hasn't been handed in, i will try again at lunch time, i will try and be hopefull till then, if not i will be buying lots of sparkly new tools
( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)