Systematically jizz in the face of every woman I've ever found attractive.
This would be my quest.
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'm sure you'll agree with this sentiment
www.b3ta.com/talk/6111329
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)