"I asked the internet for £500 even though I have a bad credit rating.
They gave me the money I needed to give to LimeyTreat to see her baps. In the end she emailed me the pictures but they weren't hers. Clearly, she had just googled for pictures of tits and emailed them to me. Still, it did the trick. THANKS INTERNET!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

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( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

'I needed a webcam to make hilarious videos of me wagging my massive scalp like the dog from the advert.
Internet Direct gave me the cash I needed to buy one but sadly not to buy friends or talent'
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)