Smillie sounds dangerously similar to smelly.
Not conducive to a successful career in telly (or a successful childhood)
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Smelly Telly.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

kelly telly and his smelly belly

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Haha.
Parmaynu says "I should know, I AM an expert!"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:35, archived)