poledancer?
Chief gynaecologist?
Barry White lookalike?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Stock manager.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Advertised through an agency, I'm guessing.
I've never had any luck whatsoever applying for anything through that route.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)