Tell me the thing you've done that you are most ashamed of.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Nick.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Poor nick:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Poor Nick my arse, he's a cunt of ridiculous proportions.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

hello lovely

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Good morning, sweetie :)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

all well in the Land of the Wow, I hope?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

I've sprained my arse, and senior people are trying to make me do things I know I'm not allowed to
but essentially it's all good in the hood. Your fine self?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

aw
less rough with the bummings next time, eh?

It's MOTORBIKE DELIVERY DAY here, so I am getting as excited as it's possible to do while having a face full of cold AIDS.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

BIYEK.
Brumdiddle-um. Be careful, make sure you've got your leathers, lid, spine board and that. Oh, and if you do crash, try and aim into a hedge.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I have jacket, gloves and helmet.
I'm pondering the spine board and boots also for next month. I think at first I'll be too scared to go above 30mph to cause much damage to myself if I come off :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Good chappess.
So long as you're all safe :)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Do you have some decent boots as well?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I'm getting them next month, too much moneys for this month.
I've got trainers with thick soles until then.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Ride safe until you do get some boots
They will save your ankles.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

What size are your feet?

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

5
to be honest, if I find it's annoying not having them straight away I could probably stretch to a pair this month - I'd just rather wait.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

If it was truly awful people probably wouln't want to share it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

But they are compelled to!
The internet has demanded it!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Well yes
Excellent work, Uberfuhrer Obvious
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

it was your question.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

You're really gunning for a promotion here arent you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

eh?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Make sense, you colossal retard.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

You've obviously not spent much time on QOTW

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

No
I might get arrested
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

They'll make you sign a register one of these days

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I was a terrible yoof

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Once your on the register,
They can't stop you looking
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Why would I tell you that?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

The internet might validate you if you do.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

ZOMG
No
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

i don't do shame

( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

You should do really
From what I've heard.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

EVERYTHING

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

ym

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Happy Cock Tuesday

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Once, I... well, there was no potatoes in the house, NOT ONE, so I *sniff* had to... had to... *sob* ... EAT SMASH :'((((((((((((((((
I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT I HAD NO CHOICE.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

I had to eat Smash with Beanfeast once.
I could've cried.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

What the FUCK is beanfeast?
Is that some kind of lesbian slang?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I wish.
SaltyBad. SaltyBad SickThing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

my lemon squash nearly met my monitor :P

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

the second worst thing to be forced on a Boy Scout

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

that'll be the only food left after a nuclear attack
/cheerful
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I read that as you had to eat Smash for Breakfast
:s
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I'd rather not have any.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

To hell with you.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I was young, stupid and hungry.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I had to eat Smash pretty much every day at primary school.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

smash isn't THAT BAD

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

IT WAS WITH LINDA MCCARTNEY SAUSAGES!
THE HORROR, THE HORROR

You don't KNOW man, you weren't THERE.

*flashback*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

haha
there there dear, it'll be ok.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Fucking hell.
That job I applied for this morning... Just got an email saying no.
Quickest turn down EVER.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

poledancer?
Chief gynaecologist?
Barry White lookalike?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Stock manager.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Advertised through an agency, I'm guessing.
I've never had any luck whatsoever applying for anything through that route.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Massive fail
Did you spell your name right?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Yes.
In crayon.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Green?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Two minutes is my record.
They have a system that scans your CV for keywords.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

'fingers', 'till'?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I don't have access to the list of keywords.
Unfortunately.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Just upload a copy of the dictionary

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

What I do know is
it's no good putting "Word" and "Access" and "Powerpoint". You have to put "Microsoft Word" and "Microsoft Access" and "Microsoft Powerpoint" etc..
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I once pooed in a bag in my bedroom because the toilet was in use and my cunt of a flatmate wouldn't get out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I hope that wasn't me

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Nah.
If I won my millions, I would buy this place and get another toilet installed.

And lock him out of both of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I heard some grumblings this morning

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Nah', that was months ago.
This morning I thought he finished with the bathroom, so I went in, then he had a go because I was making him late... he should have just said he was waiting and I would have came out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

you should have placed it on the floor outside your flatmate's room, lit the bag and knocked on the door

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahaha, have you still got it?

( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

I ebayed that fucker, with a stunning set of tools.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'm not ashamed of anything due to being a bit of a sicko.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

Which bit?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

MY MIND.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:09, archived)