I don't know what I'm going to do today
It just seems to be stretching out in front of me taunting me for my lack of anything to do, or anyone to do anything with.
( magnum, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

Sit and stare at your monitor all day.
It's what I do, and look at me! I'm great!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

I did that yesterday though

( magnum, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

Read a good book.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

Then it's time to go down the pub
and bennywank in the corner.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

Do biro-art.
It's fun.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

That's so cheerful.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)

This might be an odd question,
but are you my brother?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

I have no brother.
And yes, you are.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

I am vomitting chocolate cake coloured spew
as I type.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

I am and so's my wife

( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:20, archived)

No, I'm Spartacus.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)