My solution would be
Give them all a free flat in London and let those who have to commute more than 80 miles to Westminster claim travel and overnight expenses.

Stick them all on £100k a year, cabinet a bit more, PM probably £250k then tell them all to fuck off and get on with it.

Regardless of anything else, making them claim expenses for all sorts of shit just wastes their time.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Good plan!
I like that idea.

In failing that, keep the current system they have now, but let it be claimed for the general public, like you and me. See how quickly they bat that one into touch :-)
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:49, archived)