So buy a first class ticket
And have 30 or 40 seats to yourself...
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I already pay £3600 a year for a fucking unreliable sack of cunt
I'm not paying an extra grand or whatever it is for the privelege of a slightly more available seat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I woudl buy a first class ticket
and then wee on 39 of the seats.

But in reality I'll just drive.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

You can only drive up north
it's not feasible to drive anything other than a bus, bike, van or taxi in central London.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I know
I live in London. I get the tube if I'm ever in the centre of town.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)