I hate you, sir
I have had one banana as wifey was listening to Pink Floyd and not doing the shopping this morning.
I am contemplating gnawing on this wooden ruler.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

Bob to the supermarket
and buy breakfast items yourself. I quite like food shopping, especially chick-lick and sausages.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

That would make a mockery of going to the trouble
of taking a wife and putting up with her nagging.

Or, the F1 is starting.*

*One of the above is true**

** may be a lie, they may both be true
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)