Overhung.
I have bacon, eggs and sossidge in the fridge though, I thinks breakfast is in order.

I will never drink again.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:49, archived)

I will never drink again.
Lies
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

This may be* true


*is
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

Hair of the dog,
that's what you need.
Lend me your razor and I'll shave next doors spaniel.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

I hate you, sir
I have had one banana as wifey was listening to Pink Floyd and not doing the shopping this morning.
I am contemplating gnawing on this wooden ruler.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

Bob to the supermarket
and buy breakfast items yourself. I quite like food shopping, especially chick-lick and sausages.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

That would make a mockery of going to the trouble
of taking a wife and putting up with her nagging.

Or, the F1 is starting.*

*One of the above is true**

** may be a lie, they may both be true
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)