I prefer it to most jams,
because most jams are sweet. Strawberry jam in particular can fuck right off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Strawberry jam
can indeed fuck right off. Right off into my tummy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)