He only won because he was driving a bumper car.
And he wouldn't stop crying because he thought the horses were chasing him.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05,
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it's the same rules for everybody.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07,
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