Left handed wank or right handed wank?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Slamming the lid of your laptop down on your erection repeatedly.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I HAVE NO PENIS

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

you can still wank though!
let me show you

lolinternetstalklol
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I just stare mine into orgasm.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:29, archived)