I made friends with a girl called Mary at work today.
She is young and pretty and tall and was wearing a lovely dress.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Did you strike up an awkward conversation
or did you offer her tea?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

she said she reckognised me from the other office
I blushed. then we made tea together and had chuckles.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Did you two discuss my good offline companion Handsome Gav?
He's very popular with womenfolk all over the country, she'll probably have a secret folder of his photos she could share with you.
I'm also assuming this Mary lass is a bit of a looker. I give this friendship my official endorsement.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

JMG there are no menfolk in my horizons
not even in the peripherals ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

I'd gladly try to put one of your hips out.
But this is the internet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:59, archived)