The south coast is grim but unpleasantly warm
I, however, have just eaten a crunch cream one of this proud nation's finest biscuits.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

buy one get one free in the co-op at the moment
good times, man. good times.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I can't have packets in the house
they don't last a day :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

What are your feelings on Tunnock's wafers?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Caramel wafers?
A good solid chocolate bar, best enjoyed with a cup of tea.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yes. Good.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

build a machine that sits on the roof
you put the packet in the machine and it drops one down the chimney each day
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:03, archived)