Good fucking Christ it's practically noon. Wake the fuck up and entertain me before I go off to my shitty job.
It's fucking glorious sunshine here. I might get sunburn on the walk to work.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

/dons hat
/dances

happy now?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Hmmm.... a bit...
Needs more jazz hands and tap shoes.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

tells a lot about me when I say that I read that as jizz hands.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

certainly does! O:

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

doh

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

I'm in work at ten today.
This makes me :( because I don't usually start til 2 at the earliest, and I'm working both my days off.
( Bats, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Not really days of are they? ):
Today is my last day at work for this week. tomorrow is sorting house day. friday is doctors, dentist, optician.

I hope you're getting paid lots of lovely money for all this work.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

It's only usual rate.
I'm not working Saturday, but that's moving day, so even if I'm not working I'll be shifting heavy boxes and furniture. This is not a good thing.

Oh well, beer tokens.
( Bats, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

but on bright side
MONEY
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

+K

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

How did they convince you to work your day off?
If I'm down for holiday, nothing will make me come into work, save a REALLY BIG emergency and I'm the ONLY PERSON who can fix it.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

Also:
You shouldn't be the one to pay for their inadequacies in managing a team. If there aren't enough people to staff that day, who actually gave them all holiday? If people have walked out, why haven't you hired anyone new?
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

This man speaks sense in large volumes.
Tell them to fuck off, Bats.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

There is a culture in this country, and in America too, of guilting people into doing work
I've seen people become overly stressed due to their work load, and staying after work for hours at a time. This shouldn't happen because there is clearly a deficiency in staffing.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

have you seen office space?
there's a lot of this kind of behaviour in that.

don't mean to trivialise the situation, it's a good film.
maybe trashing a printer with a baseball bat is the solution!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

I'd love to smash something up to gansta rap

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

ditto
let's have an appliance smashing bash!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Very much this

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

It's trying to be sunny here
And failing. Not that I care as I will be stuck inside for the rest of the day.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:38, archived)

call the fire brigade, they have heavy lifting gear

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

Oh, Mongy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

it's my playful time of the month, the real cunt time starts soon

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

*looks forward to it*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

hopefully people will take it in the good humour it's ment in, but i doubt it, spastic fuckers

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

I'm preparing my email to the mods as we speak.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

people must learn to realise that when they sign up to a comedy website forum all humour must be left at the door
srrs stuff only, say what you mean, and mean what you say
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

i like ducks

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Raining here
Bleurgh.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

You're vomiting rain?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

i think i might get a mcdonalds sausage and egg mcmuffin, as a treat, imagine that
and to be fair, you don't like me, and i don't like you, so let's not beat around the bush and pretend otherwise
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

You could use that second line
as your signature, mind you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

i'm not sure it would fit on my cheques

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Weather's lovely here.
not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes - and I won't be surprised if it's a dream.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

it's grey and damp here
and i would argue it's still far too early to be out of bed
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

Its miserable, damp and grey here.
Just like me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

gone grey already?
you haven't been old for long
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

Okay. Well i have a couple of incredibly well hidden
grey hairs. Cos I'm a ginger, they don't show up too much really.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

to be honest, i've got a few greys too
and i am a young(ish)
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

24 and I've got a few.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

i'm 24 also

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

My younger sister has started going grey before me
much to my delight.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

as have most of my young friends.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

you'll go bald instead

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Hopefully I'll go mumdole at the same time.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

It's raining here. You can't have all the youth, skinniness AND sun. That's unfair.
Bloody hell I'm knackered. Dreams to do with briefcases again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

Recurring nightmares about briefcases? You must come with a lot of baggage then.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

Boom, and indeed, boom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

I'm here all weekend.
Unless they discover my hiding place sooner.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

I'm guessing at the scatter cushion fort under the dining table.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

ARSES! I mean no, of course not.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

All the skinniness? How long has of been since we last met?
*cuddles*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Comparitively, at least.
Morning, poppet *hug*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

Were you exchanging briefcases with a mysterious Russian spy?
Good morning captain
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I don't know...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Have I upset and/or annoyed you in any way?
If so please allow me to express my deepest regret.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

No, silly!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

That's ok then :D
You didn't respond to the good morning, it is my understanding that some humans find it customary to ignore a greeting if they are upset or annoyed with the person initiating the salutation.

Don't worry, I'm just being silly :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

I'm knackered :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

Pretend you need to go out to sort something for a client
and sleep under your desk for a while, I wont tell anyone :)

I'll be back later, I have to get what I'm working on sorted quickly as I have a race on my hands for who gets to work on the next (genuinely exciting) project.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

The south coast is grim but unpleasantly warm
I, however, have just eaten a crunch cream one of this proud nation's finest biscuits.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

buy one get one free in the co-op at the moment
good times, man. good times.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I can't have packets in the house
they don't last a day :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

What are your feelings on Tunnock's wafers?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Caramel wafers?
A good solid chocolate bar, best enjoyed with a cup of tea.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yes. Good.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

build a machine that sits on the roof
you put the packet in the machine and it drops one down the chimney each day
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

I'm fucking sexy.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Damn right.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

alright lovely?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

It's true.
I once wanted to run to him and say hello but accidentally pole-vaulted out the window.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

We'd never be able to communicate, we'd have to face different directions, such are our horn.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

No need to rub it in....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

*rubs it in*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

MUH.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

MWAH

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Heyyyyy!
Why, you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:23, archived)