My younger sister has started going grey before me
much to my delight.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

as have most of my young friends.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

you'll go bald instead

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Hopefully I'll go mumdole at the same time.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)