It's true.
I once wanted to run to him and say hello but accidentally pole-vaulted out the window.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

We'd never be able to communicate, we'd have to face different directions, such are our horn.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:17, archived)