Oof! Hope you're OK.
I was dragged in to horsepiddle the other week in an ambilumpse. It is not funny at all.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

No, but if you are a girl the ambulance men flirt with you to cheer you up.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

I flirted with the nurses the *counts* three times I've ended up in hospital.
They're actually quite receptive, the dirty trollops.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Badger is such a slag.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Me, after turning up in a Slovenian hospital with a suspected broken rib: Hello
Lovely and very attractive Slovenian nurse: You're drunk.
Me, clambering for something terribly witty and charmingly British to say:...Yes. Yes I am...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Clambering?

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

You know
reaching out, trying to grab onto something, like a plant. A clambering plant.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

I don't like this use of the word.
It means climbing, not trying or reaching out.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

I, like most words in my lexicon thought to be used in a dubious manner,
am going to put this down to DIALECT.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I'll agree with the spirit of that, but
since the parenthesis does not agree with the rest of your sentence, I'll do it with a raised eyebrow.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I just re-read that and agree with you.
I've gone and confused the subject with the object.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Or it's got confused with you...

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

smoo oooth

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

something terribly witty and charmingly British to say her tits
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Well, this too.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)