Careful, you'll find yourself losing your hair
and claiming dole.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

She'll turn into Gail Porter?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Next comes the warhammer and lies on the internet
then you gain your virginity.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:58, archived)