You're on the weird koala bear looking island right?
I'd only move over there is someone passed a law demanding that every fairly alright looking man I met whispered my name softly into my ear every time I passed them.

*shivers*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

That's the law.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

I'm packing my bags as we speak.
I actually make every irish man I meet say my name.

It turns me into a pathetic puddle.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

This is understandable.
Irishmen tend to sound a lot like me.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I can see how that would happen

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Wouldn't that make them sound like stalker pyscho murdering types?
As opposed to just looking like stalker pyscho murdering types.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

murdering types freedom fighters
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:00, archived)