I think it'd be quite difficult to poo into a condom in the first place
And wouldn't there be a danger of a "tongue stuck to frozen lamppost" scenario?

Is it one of those things that no-one has ever actually done, an urban myth like the superman and the angry pirate? Or are people that bored and broken?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW GOATWORRIER!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

?
1 do a firm shit
2 roll the johnny over it
3 freeze
4 seek treatment for mental illness

simples
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

also
I think another fresh johnny over the frozen one would solve the tongue lamppost stick thing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

*real life shudder*
But eventually it'll melt... and...

Urgh. This makes me very sad.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But you'd have to grab your own poo.
Although I imagine if the intention is to put it in your freezer then in your bum that'd be part of the fun.

*does a bit of a shudder*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)