I CALL FORWARD!
*scores goal from a yard out*
*puts tshirt over head*
*runs around pitch wailing and flailing arms*
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Are you in London yet?

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

It would naturally be London only.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'll build a secret Midlands team.
You'll win the league and then my team will turn up and be like "You've not beaten us yet" and there'll be a hotly contested match where ultimately, you'll win by virtue of a goal scored in the last minute of injury time.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

runs wobbles
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

I'm quite small actually.
I used to run the 400m at school.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I ran for a bus once

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Was it worth it?

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

yes, now I have a bus and I don't need to run

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)