I think "mild peril" is a brilliant phrase.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

It is
but it should refer to the journey of a rich tea biscuit, dunked for slightly too long, from drink to mouth. NOT TO A CUNTING FILM YOU SACKS OF PEDANTIC, RIGHT WING, FUNDAMENTAL YANK CAAAAAAAAANTS.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)