You'll never make it as a chef if you
over do the seasoning. Surely that's the first thing you should learn. Nerves or no nerves. Pull yourself together.
( Jobe, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

It was an Otter pie
I didnt even kill them. The pastry went on and was moistened by their tears.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

My review of your cooking:
NO STARS. I'd rather eat my own hair.
( Jobe, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

God damn
now I'm hungry for your hair.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:11, archived)