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I went for a job as a chef the other day
he asked me to cook him a pie to show him what I could do. Eager to impress and a little nervous I started to over-season my pie.

"GET OUT" he said "YOU'RE WASTING MY THYME"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
haha
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
*moonwalks while giving you the finger*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
Oh you terrible cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
He's right you know you should get your coat and GET OUT NOW!
You bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
You'll never make it as a chef if you
over do the seasoning. Surely that's the first thing you should learn. Nerves or no nerves. Pull yourself together.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
It was an Otter pie
I didnt even kill them. The pastry went on and was moistened by their tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
My review of your cooking:
NO STARS. I'd rather eat my own hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
God damn
now I'm hungry for your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
I'm on a lads weekend to Austria
Lock up your daughters!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
In case they catch posh?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
It's a Fritzl joke
you monkeyclit
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
That's as maybe
I still wouldn't let any daughter of mine near you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
I was asked my make a new italian dish the other day but I make a boring Spag Bol.
They said to me "That's not very oreganal"
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
You've got to earn a crust somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
She was only the fishmongers daughter
but she lay on the slab and said FILLET !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
I made a pudding out of a convicted murderer for our church fete
They said it contained too much sinner man.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Sage words

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
In European bestiaries and legends,
a basil whisk ('bæzlsk[1], from the Greek βασιλίσκος basilískos, "little king"; Latin Regulus) is a legendary reptile reputed to be king of utensils and said to have the power to cause death with a single glanceAccording to the Naturalis Historia of Pliny the Elder, the basil whisk of Cyrene is a small stick, "being not more than twelve fingers in length",[2] that is so whisky that it leaves a wide trail of deadly venom in its wake, and its whisking is likewise lethal; its weakness is in the odour of the weasel, which according to Pliny, was thrown into the basil whisk's hole, recognisable because all the surrounding shrubs and grass had been scorched by its presence. The pie was awful
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, archived)