Just £1 a month?
Do they send me a letter every year telling me all about how quickly they're growing up, about their new enclosures and how they hope to find a mate soon?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

This I LIKE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Ooh I could go for that
who wants to adopt me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yes.
And then, when they find out the terrible truth, you'll get a letter the starts: "Dear Dad, You bastard! You're not my real dad at all..."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

^this
*applauds*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06, archived)